1 00:00:00,120 --> 00:00:02,260 (upbeat funky music) (telephone ringing) 2 00:00:02,360 --> 00:00:03,660 - Don Angel, Worldwide Business Group. 3 00:00:03,760 --> 00:00:05,580 (telephone ringing) Railway Union Monthly, 4 00:00:05,680 --> 00:00:06,420 Pete Mandela. 5 00:00:06,520 --> 00:00:08,300 - I'm just dropping off my curriculum vitae 6 00:00:08,400 --> 00:00:10,500 in relation to the position of journalist. 7 00:00:10,600 --> 00:00:11,460 - Nice to meet you, Ray. 8 00:00:11,560 --> 00:00:12,740 - Nice to meet you. 9 00:00:12,840 --> 00:00:15,580 What have you been doing since, uh, since "The Australian"? 10 00:00:15,680 --> 00:00:16,580 - I've been ill. 11 00:00:16,680 --> 00:00:18,540 - What causes chronic fatigue? 12 00:00:18,640 --> 00:00:19,380 - Leslie. 13 00:00:19,480 --> 00:00:20,180 - It's Leslie, 14 00:00:20,280 --> 00:00:22,020 and the Lord, our savior. 15 00:00:22,120 --> 00:00:24,820 (group chanting) 16 00:00:24,920 --> 00:00:26,140 - Need you to pay this off. 17 00:00:26,240 --> 00:00:29,340 - If I had a dollar for every time you'd said that. 18 00:00:29,440 --> 00:00:30,940 It would not help in the slightest. 19 00:00:31,040 --> 00:00:32,540 (static buzzing) 20 00:00:32,640 --> 00:00:35,920 (upbeat electro music) 21 00:00:37,920 --> 00:00:40,980 ♪ This country is the best around ♪ 22 00:00:41,080 --> 00:00:44,420 ♪ You can be what you wanna be ♪ 23 00:00:44,520 --> 00:00:48,020 ♪ It's got great infrastructure ♪ 24 00:00:48,120 --> 00:00:51,460 ♪ And a top economy ♪ 25 00:00:51,560 --> 00:00:54,980 ♪ You can make it as a movie star ♪ 26 00:00:55,080 --> 00:00:58,260 ♪ A swimmer or a gymnast ♪ 27 00:00:58,360 --> 00:01:01,700 ♪ It's the land of opportunity ♪ 28 00:01:01,800 --> 00:01:06,480 ♪ If you want to start a small business ♪ 29 00:01:16,840 --> 00:01:18,840 - [Man] This yours? 30 00:01:19,240 --> 00:01:22,900 - No, it's part of the Worldwide Group of companies. 31 00:01:23,000 --> 00:01:24,220 - Well, do you work for them? 32 00:01:24,320 --> 00:01:25,940 - Yes, I'm their senior journalist. 33 00:01:26,040 --> 00:01:28,740 - I put money in before for a choc waffle 34 00:01:28,840 --> 00:01:30,020 and got nothing. 35 00:01:30,120 --> 00:01:31,340 - Yeah. 36 00:01:31,440 --> 00:01:33,440 Sorry. 37 00:01:34,560 --> 00:01:35,300 - [Tina] Alex. 38 00:01:35,400 --> 00:01:36,240 Get out of that, please. - Get out of the way. 39 00:01:36,320 --> 00:01:37,260 Get off! - Just get out 40 00:01:37,360 --> 00:01:39,060 and get your bag. - What, that hurt! 41 00:01:39,160 --> 00:01:40,460 - Your own kids are great 42 00:01:40,560 --> 00:01:42,580 but everyone else's are little shits, aren't they? 43 00:01:42,680 --> 00:01:45,060 - Ow. - Alex, just stop it, please. 44 00:01:45,160 --> 00:01:46,420 If I have to get out. (man sputters) 45 00:01:46,520 --> 00:01:47,260 - What? 46 00:01:47,360 --> 00:01:49,520 - This is best before March '04. 47 00:01:54,520 --> 00:01:56,640 - These are good for another couple of weeks. 48 00:01:58,600 --> 00:02:01,060 - So our circulation is 30,000, Colin, 49 00:02:01,160 --> 00:02:03,500 which, um, actually translates into a readership 50 00:02:03,600 --> 00:02:07,220 of almost 100,000, which really is outstanding value 51 00:02:07,320 --> 00:02:09,540 because I'm looking at your local leader ad, and, um, 52 00:02:09,640 --> 00:02:11,740 mate, you are being swamped. 53 00:02:11,840 --> 00:02:13,900 I mean, um, you're like Switzerland 54 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:15,660 in the middle of bloody Europe, you know. 55 00:02:15,760 --> 00:02:17,860 Sure it's all very noble, but, uh, 56 00:02:17,960 --> 00:02:20,140 when you're in a war, which business is, 57 00:02:20,240 --> 00:02:23,020 uh, you need a much bigger ad. 58 00:02:23,120 --> 00:02:25,020 - [Colin] Yeah, sorry, I'm still not seeing the crossover 59 00:02:25,120 --> 00:02:26,140 in demographics. - Yeah, just, uh, 60 00:02:26,240 --> 00:02:27,100 sorry, hang on a tick, Col. 61 00:02:27,200 --> 00:02:28,700 (stutters) 62 00:02:28,800 --> 00:02:29,860 What are you doing here? 63 00:02:29,960 --> 00:02:32,180 - Mum said you have to have us today. 64 00:02:32,280 --> 00:02:33,260 - Shit. 65 00:02:33,360 --> 00:02:35,260 Did she? 66 00:02:35,360 --> 00:02:36,980 Yeah, sorry, Col, you were saying? 67 00:02:37,080 --> 00:02:39,420 - I'm still not seeing the crossover in demographics 68 00:02:39,520 --> 00:02:41,620 between Hammond Funerals and "Footy Inquest." 69 00:02:41,720 --> 00:02:43,460 - The crossover would be the, uh, 70 00:02:43,560 --> 00:02:44,620 deceased footy fan. 71 00:02:44,720 --> 00:02:45,820 So, off the top of my head, 72 00:02:45,920 --> 00:02:48,460 you, you lay the body out in the club jumper, 73 00:02:48,560 --> 00:02:51,340 um, the trainer brings him into the chapel, 74 00:02:51,440 --> 00:02:54,060 um, the club song is playing and you burst through 75 00:02:54,160 --> 00:02:56,820 the big banners, and the pom-pom girls, they go off. 76 00:02:56,920 --> 00:02:58,940 I mean, that might be too much, I don't know. 77 00:02:59,040 --> 00:03:00,740 Taste is your department, obviously. 78 00:03:00,840 --> 00:03:03,420 Uh, then a player could read out psalm, or something. 79 00:03:03,520 --> 00:03:05,300 And, uh, towards the end the siren goes off 80 00:03:05,400 --> 00:03:07,300 and, and everyone rushes up to the coffin. 81 00:03:07,400 --> 00:03:10,420 It's, uh, footy fan funerals, there you go. 82 00:03:10,520 --> 00:03:12,380 - Yeah, I don't think it would be appropriate, okay? 83 00:03:12,480 --> 00:03:13,660 - Oh, no, no, come on, Colin. 84 00:03:13,760 --> 00:03:15,820 You got people dropping like flies with obesity 85 00:03:15,920 --> 00:03:18,100 and record AFL attendances. 86 00:03:18,200 --> 00:03:20,460 Now this could kick some serious arse, mate. 87 00:03:20,560 --> 00:03:22,540 - Look, I've got two grief-stricken boys 88 00:03:22,640 --> 00:03:25,300 coming in this morning whose dad died suddenly over night. 89 00:03:25,400 --> 00:03:26,220 Do you wanna come down 90 00:03:26,320 --> 00:03:28,580 and talk them into a footy fan funeral? 91 00:03:28,680 --> 00:03:29,900 - What time are they coming in? 92 00:03:30,000 --> 00:03:31,180 - Goodbye! 93 00:03:31,280 --> 00:03:32,820 (disconnected tone) - Okay, let's lock in 94 00:03:32,920 --> 00:03:33,860 11 o'clock then. 95 00:03:33,960 --> 00:03:35,980 I'll talk to you soon, Colin. 96 00:03:36,080 --> 00:03:38,160 All right, bye, mate, yeah. 97 00:03:40,720 --> 00:03:41,540 What's this about? 98 00:03:41,640 --> 00:03:43,700 - Mum said she had us every day of the holiday 99 00:03:43,800 --> 00:03:46,460 and she said it's not fair that you miss out. 100 00:03:46,560 --> 00:03:48,420 - Did she? 101 00:03:48,520 --> 00:03:51,260 Well that's, that's good of her to think of me, isn't it? 102 00:03:51,360 --> 00:03:53,360 Hmm? 103 00:03:54,640 --> 00:03:55,380 In you come. 104 00:03:55,480 --> 00:03:58,900 - Don, did you want me to write a piece on diarrhea 105 00:03:59,000 --> 00:04:00,300 for the bathroom feature? - Give me that. 106 00:04:00,400 --> 00:04:02,400 I'm still actually just working on that. 107 00:04:04,200 --> 00:04:04,940 - I'll (clears throat) 108 00:04:05,040 --> 00:04:06,340 make a cup of tea. 109 00:04:06,440 --> 00:04:07,420 - Yeah, uh, coffee, thanks. 110 00:04:07,520 --> 00:04:08,340 Strong, black. 111 00:04:08,440 --> 00:04:10,020 I'm bang right up to the freeway exit. 112 00:04:10,120 --> 00:04:12,800 It's, uh, it's bumper to bumper down there. 113 00:04:17,800 --> 00:04:20,180 So, uh, what's she got on today? 114 00:04:20,280 --> 00:04:23,560 - Nothing, she wants you to spend more time with us. 115 00:04:25,120 --> 00:04:26,460 - So do I. 116 00:04:26,560 --> 00:04:28,300 So do I, but, I mean, 117 00:04:28,400 --> 00:04:30,100 I, I took you guys through this, didn't I? 118 00:04:30,200 --> 00:04:31,300 Eh? 119 00:04:31,400 --> 00:04:33,300 I mean, you, you guys know that I'm, 120 00:04:33,400 --> 00:04:35,260 I'm trying to grow the business at the moment, don't you? 121 00:04:35,360 --> 00:04:36,260 Eh? 122 00:04:36,360 --> 00:04:37,500 And that I'm trying to develop, 123 00:04:37,600 --> 00:04:40,820 uh, I'm developing different arms and income streams, 124 00:04:40,920 --> 00:04:43,140 and I'm, I'm diversifying capital. 125 00:04:43,240 --> 00:04:44,860 Eh? 126 00:04:44,960 --> 00:04:48,420 I mean I think that one, one Sunday a fortnight is, uh, 127 00:04:48,520 --> 00:04:50,420 with you guys, that's a pretty good mix 128 00:04:50,520 --> 00:04:52,520 of business and pleasure. 129 00:04:54,240 --> 00:04:56,260 Hmm? 130 00:04:56,360 --> 00:04:57,820 - Yes. 131 00:04:57,920 --> 00:04:59,420 (telephone ringing) 132 00:04:59,520 --> 00:05:01,700 - Which prick's this? 133 00:05:01,800 --> 00:05:03,820 (ruler boings) 134 00:05:03,920 --> 00:05:05,260 Worldwide Business Group, good morning, 135 00:05:05,360 --> 00:05:06,580 you're talking with Don Angel. 136 00:05:06,680 --> 00:05:07,420 - Tony Orsini. 137 00:05:07,520 --> 00:05:08,660 - Tony, just the man. 138 00:05:08,760 --> 00:05:11,180 Yep, sorry, can you just hang on a tick? 139 00:05:11,280 --> 00:05:13,620 Alex, don't be a dickhead, huh? 140 00:05:13,720 --> 00:05:15,220 Have a go on Ray's computer for a while. 141 00:05:15,320 --> 00:05:17,320 Ray, just hop up for a minute, will you? 142 00:05:18,480 --> 00:05:19,220 Sorry, Tony. 143 00:05:19,320 --> 00:05:21,180 Uh, listen, uh, very happy with the last 144 00:05:21,280 --> 00:05:22,380 couple of "Footy Inquests", mate. 145 00:05:22,480 --> 00:05:23,780 Really, really top-notch 146 00:05:23,880 --> 00:05:24,940 stuff there. - Oh, that is a load 147 00:05:25,040 --> 00:05:25,780 off my mind. 148 00:05:25,880 --> 00:05:26,680 Look, I've got the next one here 149 00:05:26,760 --> 00:05:28,340 and I just wanted to check a couple of things. 150 00:05:28,440 --> 00:05:29,140 - Too easy? 151 00:05:29,240 --> 00:05:31,260 - Is it still just the 1,200 copies we're doing? 152 00:05:31,360 --> 00:05:34,300 Because it says on the cover the circulation is 30,000. 153 00:05:34,400 --> 00:05:35,140 - Yeah, yeah. 154 00:05:35,240 --> 00:05:36,460 Yeah, it's, it's just the 1,200. 155 00:05:36,560 --> 00:05:39,300 - So you want me to change 30,000 to 1,200? 156 00:05:39,400 --> 00:05:41,220 - No, no, no, the, the 30,000 is more, 157 00:05:41,320 --> 00:05:42,220 uh, readership, really. 158 00:05:42,320 --> 00:05:43,980 - So you want me to change that 159 00:05:44,080 --> 00:05:45,500 from circulation to readership? 160 00:05:45,600 --> 00:05:47,420 - No, no, no, just, uh, just leave it, please. 161 00:05:47,520 --> 00:05:49,020 Um, it's just a, 162 00:05:49,120 --> 00:05:50,220 it's an industry standard. (kids laughing) 163 00:05:50,320 --> 00:05:52,580 - [Alex] He's talking out of his bum. 164 00:05:52,680 --> 00:05:55,260 - [Bum] She said you remind me of someone, you. 165 00:05:55,360 --> 00:05:56,340 (slurps) 166 00:05:56,440 --> 00:05:57,500 Oh, I know the one. - Yeah, so, look, 167 00:05:57,600 --> 00:05:58,380 just, uh, keep up the good-- 168 00:05:58,480 --> 00:05:59,460 - And the other thing is 169 00:05:59,560 --> 00:06:02,460 I was just wondering if there's any danger of being paid? 170 00:06:02,560 --> 00:06:04,540 - Tony, I think you'll find that most businesses 171 00:06:04,640 --> 00:06:07,620 of any substance operate on a 120 day term 172 00:06:07,720 --> 00:06:09,100 for settlement of accounts there, mate. 173 00:06:09,200 --> 00:06:11,620 - Most small businesses don't last 120 days. 174 00:06:11,720 --> 00:06:13,140 - Well, well mine has. 175 00:06:13,240 --> 00:06:15,740 But, uh, look, I'm sorry to hear you're struggling 176 00:06:15,840 --> 00:06:16,540 over there, Tony, 177 00:06:16,640 --> 00:06:18,420 and, uh, of course I'm gonna help you out. 178 00:06:18,520 --> 00:06:21,780 Um, I will get something to you in the next couple of-- 179 00:06:21,880 --> 00:06:23,820 - Not one misspelled word of yours 180 00:06:23,920 --> 00:06:27,460 is going to print until you hand over my 43 grand. 181 00:06:27,560 --> 00:06:28,660 - [Don] Well hang about. 182 00:06:28,760 --> 00:06:30,220 - Aw, fuck me! 183 00:06:30,320 --> 00:06:31,940 Who's Nanna Mouskouri, you idiot? 184 00:06:32,040 --> 00:06:33,220 Nana's grandma? 185 00:06:33,320 --> 00:06:34,060 Shut it down! 186 00:06:34,160 --> 00:06:35,180 Jesus Christ. 187 00:06:35,280 --> 00:06:36,580 43 grand, all right? 188 00:06:36,680 --> 00:06:37,660 - Look forward to it, Tony. 189 00:06:37,760 --> 00:06:40,500 (disconnected tone) Yep, all right, cheers. 190 00:06:40,600 --> 00:06:42,420 Cheerio, thank you, mate. 191 00:06:42,520 --> 00:06:43,260 Buh-bye. 192 00:06:43,360 --> 00:06:45,020 (ruler boings) 193 00:06:45,120 --> 00:06:46,580 Are you guys going away? 194 00:06:46,680 --> 00:06:47,740 - Nah. 195 00:06:47,840 --> 00:06:50,240 - Mum says we're staying with you till Saturday. 196 00:06:51,400 --> 00:06:53,400 (sighs) 197 00:06:55,040 --> 00:06:58,060 - Uncle Simon been, um, popping over lately, or? 198 00:06:58,160 --> 00:06:59,700 - Nah. 199 00:06:59,800 --> 00:07:00,700 - At all? 200 00:07:00,800 --> 00:07:02,800 - No. 201 00:07:05,320 --> 00:07:06,620 - Alex. 202 00:07:06,720 --> 00:07:08,720 Are you gonna do that until Saturday? 203 00:07:13,080 --> 00:07:14,980 So she, what, she definitely said Saturday? 204 00:07:15,080 --> 00:07:18,300 Hmm? (pen clicking) 205 00:07:18,400 --> 00:07:20,400 Good. 206 00:07:20,720 --> 00:07:22,820 Good. 207 00:07:22,920 --> 00:07:24,580 Yeah. 208 00:07:24,680 --> 00:07:25,980 Yeah. 209 00:07:26,080 --> 00:07:28,080 I'll be back in a minute. 210 00:07:39,400 --> 00:07:40,820 - Have you seen "Harry Potter"? 211 00:07:40,920 --> 00:07:42,920 - Which one? 212 00:07:51,080 --> 00:07:52,940 - What do you expect me to do with them? 213 00:07:53,040 --> 00:07:54,540 - Be their father. 214 00:07:54,640 --> 00:07:55,860 - I'm running a business, Tina, 215 00:07:55,960 --> 00:07:57,300 I can't be their father as well. 216 00:07:57,400 --> 00:07:59,580 - (sighs) Well, get someone to look after them. 217 00:07:59,680 --> 00:08:01,260 - Well what do I pay you for? 218 00:08:01,360 --> 00:08:02,420 - Charming. 219 00:08:02,520 --> 00:08:04,900 That's all I am, a glorified babysitter. 220 00:08:05,000 --> 00:08:05,740 - Glorified? 221 00:08:05,840 --> 00:08:07,420 Look, I've got stuff on. 222 00:08:07,520 --> 00:08:08,860 And I've got plans for tonight. 223 00:08:08,960 --> 00:08:10,020 - Oh yeah, what have you got on tonight? 224 00:08:10,120 --> 00:08:11,780 - I've got a corporate function. 225 00:08:11,880 --> 00:08:13,380 - Are you serving the hors d'oeuvres? 226 00:08:13,480 --> 00:08:15,260 - I'm growing my business, Tina. 227 00:08:15,360 --> 00:08:16,540 - Oh, please. 228 00:08:16,640 --> 00:08:18,020 - [Machine] Change stations now. 229 00:08:18,120 --> 00:08:19,020 - Where are you? 230 00:08:19,120 --> 00:08:20,580 - None of your small business. 231 00:08:20,680 --> 00:08:21,860 - Why can't you have them tonight? 232 00:08:21,960 --> 00:08:23,260 - Because I've got something on. 233 00:08:23,360 --> 00:08:24,220 - What have you got on? 234 00:08:24,320 --> 00:08:25,020 - Something. 235 00:08:25,120 --> 00:08:26,540 - [Machine] Change stations now. 236 00:08:26,640 --> 00:08:28,180 - Well why can't your mother have them? 237 00:08:28,280 --> 00:08:29,220 - Why can't yours? 238 00:08:29,320 --> 00:08:30,620 - I'm not leaving my children with my mother, 239 00:08:30,720 --> 00:08:32,260 you know she's shithouse with kids. 240 00:08:32,360 --> 00:08:33,380 - Oh, work it out. 241 00:08:33,480 --> 00:08:34,980 - 'Scuse me Mrs. Angel, 242 00:08:35,080 --> 00:08:36,220 we've got a problem with your monthly 243 00:08:36,320 --> 00:08:38,320 direct debit on your Visa. 244 00:08:39,120 --> 00:08:41,120 - [Machine] Change stations now. 245 00:08:41,600 --> 00:08:46,600 (upbeat music) (leaf blower blowing) 246 00:08:50,760 --> 00:08:52,760 - Good blow job. 247 00:08:54,760 --> 00:08:55,620 - What? 248 00:08:55,720 --> 00:08:57,720 - You do a good blow job. 249 00:08:58,600 --> 00:09:00,580 - It's the only sort you'll get from me, mate. 250 00:09:00,680 --> 00:09:02,260 - Yeah. 251 00:09:02,360 --> 00:09:04,360 Or me. 252 00:09:12,920 --> 00:09:14,220 - What are you doing? 253 00:09:14,320 --> 00:09:16,460 - I'm working on some editorial copy 254 00:09:16,560 --> 00:09:19,400 for a company that manufactures vanity units. 255 00:09:20,640 --> 00:09:22,640 - Read it out. 256 00:09:24,760 --> 00:09:29,720 - It's called "Bonfire Sale of the Vanity Units." 257 00:09:36,560 --> 00:09:39,620 Vanity is defined as the act of taking excessive pride 258 00:09:39,720 --> 00:09:41,500 in one's appearance. 259 00:09:41,600 --> 00:09:43,620 Quite how a laminated cupboard with a mirror 260 00:09:43,720 --> 00:09:45,900 and two taps contributes to an excess 261 00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:48,500 in this regard is unclear. 262 00:09:48,600 --> 00:09:50,420 Furthermore, no other room in the house 263 00:09:50,520 --> 00:09:53,360 adopts this style of appliance nomenclature. 264 00:09:54,400 --> 00:09:59,500 A bed, for example, is not referred to as a lust unit. 265 00:09:59,600 --> 00:10:02,980 The vanity unit is unique among household furniture items 266 00:10:03,080 --> 00:10:06,980 in conferring a sense of guilt about its use. 267 00:10:07,080 --> 00:10:09,540 However, from my conversations with Ted Adcock 268 00:10:09,640 --> 00:10:11,820 of Adstyle Bathrooms in Rowville, 269 00:10:11,920 --> 00:10:14,420 he paid little heed to these matters when building 270 00:10:14,520 --> 00:10:16,660 his quality range of bathroom furniture 271 00:10:16,760 --> 00:10:18,820 at reasonable prices. 272 00:10:18,920 --> 00:10:21,460 There's an Adstyle vanity unit to suit your budget, 273 00:10:21,560 --> 00:10:24,100 your bathroom, and your lifestyle. 274 00:10:24,200 --> 00:10:27,240 Quite an achievement, considering he's never met you. 275 00:10:33,160 --> 00:10:35,160 That's it. 276 00:10:35,560 --> 00:10:36,300 - How much you taking home, 277 00:10:36,400 --> 00:10:38,380 if it's, uh, not a personal question? 278 00:10:38,480 --> 00:10:39,820 - 1,300 bucks a week. 279 00:10:39,920 --> 00:10:40,780 Cash in hand. 280 00:10:40,880 --> 00:10:42,300 - Oh, yeah? 281 00:10:42,400 --> 00:10:44,540 You could live off that I suppose. 282 00:10:44,640 --> 00:10:47,620 Bloody good for the work you do, isn't it, eh? 283 00:10:47,720 --> 00:10:48,460 No overheads either, 284 00:10:48,560 --> 00:10:51,380 just a shitty old trailer and away you go. 285 00:10:51,480 --> 00:10:54,180 - Well, the franchise costs 125 grand. 286 00:10:54,280 --> 00:10:56,620 (Don laughs) 287 00:10:56,720 --> 00:10:58,460 - What do you get for that? 288 00:10:58,560 --> 00:10:59,820 - Well, the trailer. 289 00:10:59,920 --> 00:11:01,300 - And the ute? 290 00:11:01,400 --> 00:11:03,580 - Nah, that's mine. 291 00:11:03,680 --> 00:11:05,700 But, you know, you're buying the goodwill of the name. 292 00:11:05,800 --> 00:11:07,540 And the customer database too. 293 00:11:07,640 --> 00:11:08,380 - Right. 294 00:11:08,480 --> 00:11:12,080 So, a trailer and a list for 125K. 295 00:11:13,280 --> 00:11:16,740 (upbeat music) (leaf blower blowing) 296 00:11:16,840 --> 00:11:18,420 Hey, you should get the contract for next door. 297 00:11:18,520 --> 00:11:20,020 Blow 'em back over. 298 00:11:20,120 --> 00:11:24,680 - Yeah, I have. 299 00:11:33,240 --> 00:11:35,240 - Who's Haydn King? 300 00:11:35,880 --> 00:11:37,260 - That's your father. 301 00:11:37,360 --> 00:11:40,220 - Well, who's Kerry Akermanis? 302 00:11:40,320 --> 00:11:42,060 - That's your father. 303 00:11:42,160 --> 00:11:44,100 - And he's Marcus Goode from Feeling Great? 304 00:11:44,200 --> 00:11:45,500 - Uh, yep. 305 00:11:45,600 --> 00:11:48,380 - And James White from Music Music Music? 306 00:11:48,480 --> 00:11:50,220 - Music, yep. 307 00:11:50,320 --> 00:11:53,380 - And Pete Mandela from Railway Union Monthly. 308 00:11:53,480 --> 00:11:55,340 - Yes, he is. 309 00:11:55,440 --> 00:11:56,500 - Are you anyone else? 310 00:11:56,600 --> 00:11:59,740 (mobile ringing) - No, I'm only ever Ray. 311 00:11:59,840 --> 00:12:01,840 That's enough. 312 00:12:04,880 --> 00:12:05,620 Hi. 313 00:12:05,720 --> 00:12:07,900 - Hi. 314 00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:08,980 Everything okay? 315 00:12:09,080 --> 00:12:10,420 - Yeah, yeah, no, I just, you know, 316 00:12:10,520 --> 00:12:12,420 wanted to catch up. 317 00:12:12,520 --> 00:12:14,100 - Did you go to my webpage? 318 00:12:14,200 --> 00:12:17,060 - Ah, yeah, it's, it's amazing. 319 00:12:17,160 --> 00:12:19,160 - Did you see us talking in tongues? 320 00:12:19,960 --> 00:12:21,500 - Yep. 321 00:12:21,600 --> 00:12:22,300 - And? 322 00:12:22,400 --> 00:12:23,980 - It sounded great. 323 00:12:24,080 --> 00:12:25,620 - Well, it is. 324 00:12:25,720 --> 00:12:28,060 Jesus keeps me calm and centered. 325 00:12:28,160 --> 00:12:29,620 - Good on him. 326 00:12:29,720 --> 00:12:32,540 So, what are you doing now? 327 00:12:32,640 --> 00:12:35,300 - I'm working on a logo for the church. 328 00:12:35,400 --> 00:12:38,940 - What, they don't think the cross is a strong enough brand? 329 00:12:39,040 --> 00:12:39,980 - Well I'm hoping it's good enough 330 00:12:40,080 --> 00:12:41,900 to go completely viral for Jesus. 331 00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:45,020 - Ah, hepatitis JC. (laughs) 332 00:12:45,120 --> 00:12:45,860 - That's fucked. 333 00:12:45,960 --> 00:12:46,780 Don't say that. 334 00:12:46,880 --> 00:12:48,860 - Yep, sorry, Les, I didn't mean to-- 335 00:12:48,960 --> 00:12:49,700 - Raymondo, 336 00:12:49,800 --> 00:12:52,860 I've had a bloody brainwave. - Can you hold on a minute? 337 00:12:52,960 --> 00:12:54,660 - What are you like with dogs? 338 00:12:54,760 --> 00:12:56,060 While you've been faffing around in here, 339 00:12:56,160 --> 00:12:58,060 I've been out redesigning the future of this company, 340 00:12:58,160 --> 00:12:59,580 and it's dirty dogs, Ray. 341 00:12:59,680 --> 00:13:02,300 Dirty, filthy, stinking dogs. 342 00:13:02,400 --> 00:13:04,060 That's the future. 343 00:13:04,160 --> 00:13:06,420 - Can you meet me at Hunger Solutions? 344 00:13:06,520 --> 00:13:07,260 - What's that? 345 00:13:07,360 --> 00:13:08,660 - It's a cafe a few doors up 346 00:13:08,760 --> 00:13:11,740 that sells all your lunch and dining problems. 347 00:13:11,840 --> 00:13:12,580 1:00 p.m.? 348 00:13:12,680 --> 00:13:13,660 - Okay. 349 00:13:13,760 --> 00:13:15,220 - Thanks, see you then. 350 00:13:15,320 --> 00:13:17,060 - Okay, you two, I need to have a, 351 00:13:17,160 --> 00:13:18,620 a small business brainstorm. 352 00:13:18,720 --> 00:13:20,620 So why don't you, um, go and have 353 00:13:20,720 --> 00:13:22,540 a run around the business park, hmm? 354 00:13:22,640 --> 00:13:24,060 - I'm starving. 355 00:13:24,160 --> 00:13:25,220 - Did she give you any money? 356 00:13:25,320 --> 00:13:26,060 - No. 357 00:13:26,160 --> 00:13:28,160 - (laughs) She is good, isn't she, eh? 358 00:13:28,920 --> 00:13:29,820 Guess it's up to, uh, 359 00:13:29,920 --> 00:13:32,320 to good old dad to cough up again, is it? 360 00:13:33,440 --> 00:13:36,140 Ray, give me the keys to the vending machine. 361 00:13:36,240 --> 00:13:38,240 - Oh, yes. 362 00:13:38,560 --> 00:13:40,620 The choc waffles weren't coming out properly. 363 00:13:40,720 --> 00:13:41,540 - Yeah, I know how it feels. 364 00:13:41,640 --> 00:13:42,580 - And they're a bit old. 365 00:13:42,680 --> 00:13:44,180 - I haven't had time to blur the dates. 366 00:13:44,280 --> 00:13:45,420 Here. 367 00:13:45,520 --> 00:13:46,260 The pink one opens it. 368 00:13:46,360 --> 00:13:47,100 Grab yourselves some, uh, 369 00:13:47,200 --> 00:13:48,380 some Twisties or something, all right? 370 00:13:48,480 --> 00:13:50,900 And don't nick any money, Alex, okay? 371 00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:52,020 And grab me a nougat log. 372 00:13:52,120 --> 00:13:53,980 See if it'll push one out the other end. 373 00:13:54,080 --> 00:13:55,820 Well, off you pop, come on. 374 00:13:55,920 --> 00:13:57,060 Hey! 375 00:13:57,160 --> 00:13:59,060 Okay. 376 00:13:59,160 --> 00:14:03,300 I am seriously considering adding a mobile dog wash 377 00:14:03,400 --> 00:14:05,140 to the Worldwide Group of companies. 378 00:14:05,240 --> 00:14:05,980 Huh? 379 00:14:06,080 --> 00:14:08,280 It's an absolute monty, don't you reckon? 380 00:14:09,320 --> 00:14:12,620 Well how much, how much would you pay for a trailer? 381 00:14:12,720 --> 00:14:13,620 - No idea. 382 00:14:13,720 --> 00:14:15,340 - Have a guess. 383 00:14:15,440 --> 00:14:18,660 - No, I don't know, I've got no experience of trailers. 384 00:14:18,760 --> 00:14:19,820 - Yeah, but have a guess. 385 00:14:19,920 --> 00:14:21,180 - I wouldn't know. 386 00:14:21,280 --> 00:14:22,860 - Well have a stab, for Christ sake. 387 00:14:22,960 --> 00:14:24,960 - Um. 388 00:14:25,640 --> 00:14:26,700 100,000? 389 00:14:26,800 --> 00:14:27,900 - 100,000? 390 00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:29,260 Don't be an idiot! 391 00:14:29,360 --> 00:14:31,300 It's 15,000 tops, I reckon. 392 00:14:31,400 --> 00:14:33,400 Where are you buying your trailers from? 393 00:14:34,800 --> 00:14:36,060 Here. 394 00:14:36,160 --> 00:14:37,980 Find me a sign writer. 395 00:14:38,080 --> 00:14:40,180 But steer clear of those big ads, they rip you off. 396 00:14:40,280 --> 00:14:42,580 Go tiny with lots of As at the front of the name. 397 00:14:42,680 --> 00:14:43,420 - Okay. - They're always going 398 00:14:43,520 --> 00:14:45,900 belly-up so we might get it for nothing. 399 00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:50,380 - You know, Leslie could help us here. 400 00:14:50,480 --> 00:14:51,380 - The God Botherer? 401 00:14:51,480 --> 00:14:54,060 - Well she's graduating in graphic design. 402 00:14:54,160 --> 00:14:56,840 I mean a job like this in the real world 403 00:14:58,040 --> 00:14:59,660 could be good for her. 404 00:14:59,760 --> 00:15:01,740 - Oh, yeah. 405 00:15:01,840 --> 00:15:04,420 Be needing a shitload of signage for the trailers. 406 00:15:04,520 --> 00:15:07,780 In English though, not in that (incoherently mumbles) 407 00:15:07,880 --> 00:15:09,140 she goes on with, huh? 408 00:15:09,240 --> 00:15:11,740 Yeah, she could come in very bloody handy. 409 00:15:11,840 --> 00:15:14,300 Although, you know what they say? 410 00:15:14,400 --> 00:15:16,760 Don't get your meat where you get your bread and butter. 411 00:15:18,480 --> 00:15:19,980 Haven't you heard of that one? 412 00:15:20,080 --> 00:15:21,900 It means don't mix family and business. 413 00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:25,140 - No, it means don't root your workmates. 414 00:15:25,240 --> 00:15:26,460 - Does it? 415 00:15:26,560 --> 00:15:27,980 Oh. (laughs) 416 00:15:28,080 --> 00:15:31,660 Well, don't worry, Ray, I wasn't gonna jump your daughter. 417 00:15:31,760 --> 00:15:32,980 I mean, never say never. 418 00:15:33,080 --> 00:15:34,420 And who knows what can happen in the future. 419 00:15:34,520 --> 00:15:36,340 But, first things first, 420 00:15:36,440 --> 00:15:39,420 let's ring dirty John Botsis 421 00:15:39,520 --> 00:15:41,340 from Advanced Trailers and Caravans 422 00:15:41,440 --> 00:15:43,440 and see what he has to say, hmm? 423 00:15:45,400 --> 00:15:46,980 (phone ringing) 424 00:15:47,080 --> 00:15:48,020 - [John] John Botsis. 425 00:15:48,120 --> 00:15:48,940 - Don Angel, John. 426 00:15:49,040 --> 00:15:49,980 Worldwide Business Group. 427 00:15:50,080 --> 00:15:52,260 Question, do you have a trailer 428 00:15:52,360 --> 00:15:54,460 that can accommodate a man and an Alsatian? 429 00:15:54,560 --> 00:15:57,800 (upbeat country music) 430 00:16:00,760 --> 00:16:02,660 - Get off. - Alex. 431 00:16:02,760 --> 00:16:04,760 Stop! - No! 432 00:16:06,200 --> 00:16:08,300 - Okay, so we've got, uh, trailer, 433 00:16:08,400 --> 00:16:11,300 canopy, plumbing, marketing, artwork, 434 00:16:11,400 --> 00:16:15,460 your Leslie, can we say in-house? 435 00:16:15,560 --> 00:16:16,660 No strings attached. 436 00:16:16,760 --> 00:16:18,700 - Well, I, I, I'd have to ask. 437 00:16:18,800 --> 00:16:19,540 - Okay. 438 00:16:19,640 --> 00:16:21,540 So we got an outlay of, um, 439 00:16:21,640 --> 00:16:24,020 uh, 11.5K. 440 00:16:24,120 --> 00:16:28,260 We charge 100K for the franchise. 441 00:16:28,360 --> 00:16:31,220 So let's soften to blow with a grand opening discount 442 00:16:31,320 --> 00:16:34,580 of say, uh, 8.5K. 443 00:16:34,680 --> 00:16:37,620 That gives us, uh, 91.5K, 444 00:16:37,720 --> 00:16:39,760 minus your 11.5 is 445 00:16:40,720 --> 00:16:42,420 80K, 446 00:16:42,520 --> 00:16:44,520 blue sky. 447 00:16:44,880 --> 00:16:47,180 80 grand profit, Raymondo. 448 00:16:47,280 --> 00:16:50,660 That's an eight with four duck eggs coming out its arse. 449 00:16:50,760 --> 00:16:53,800 Quack, quack, quack, quack, Ray. 450 00:16:54,840 --> 00:16:56,100 Impressive, innit? 451 00:16:56,200 --> 00:16:56,900 - Yep. 452 00:16:57,000 --> 00:16:57,740 - [Don] Innit, eh? 453 00:16:57,840 --> 00:16:58,580 - Yep. 454 00:16:58,680 --> 00:16:59,420 - (laughs) What was that, uh, 455 00:16:59,520 --> 00:17:02,180 what was that duck that laid the golden egg? 456 00:17:02,280 --> 00:17:03,180 - It was a goose. 457 00:17:03,280 --> 00:17:04,020 - Was it? 458 00:17:04,120 --> 00:17:05,100 Do they quack? 459 00:17:05,200 --> 00:17:05,940 - Apparently. 460 00:17:06,040 --> 00:17:06,780 - Good. 461 00:17:06,880 --> 00:17:09,660 So, Mr. Literature, couple of jobs for you. 462 00:17:09,760 --> 00:17:12,060 I need you to ring dirty Leslie about the artwork, 463 00:17:12,160 --> 00:17:15,540 and we need a name for this little baby, 'kay? 464 00:17:15,640 --> 00:17:17,420 Oi. 465 00:17:17,520 --> 00:17:18,940 What are you guys doing back here? 466 00:17:19,040 --> 00:17:20,180 - It's boring. 467 00:17:20,280 --> 00:17:21,020 - Boring? 468 00:17:21,120 --> 00:17:24,620 Just, nah, come on, come on, go out there and, and, 469 00:17:24,720 --> 00:17:25,580 and do a lap. 470 00:17:25,680 --> 00:17:27,420 And, and count how many businesses there are. 471 00:17:27,520 --> 00:17:29,300 You can tell me what categories they come under. 472 00:17:29,400 --> 00:17:32,360 Primary, secondary, or, you know, one of the other ones. 473 00:17:35,760 --> 00:17:38,040 And grab yourself a chocolate bar from the machine. 474 00:17:42,680 --> 00:17:44,680 - Alex! - Bloody hell. 475 00:17:50,480 --> 00:17:52,640 This is bullshit. 476 00:17:55,200 --> 00:17:58,200 (telephone ringing) 477 00:17:59,520 --> 00:18:02,420 - Hello, 123 Childcare Centre, Eve speaking. 478 00:18:02,520 --> 00:18:05,060 - Eve, Don Angel here, CEO Worldwide Business Group. 479 00:18:05,160 --> 00:18:07,340 Just inquiring about getting a couple of my kiddies 480 00:18:07,440 --> 00:18:09,260 into your center there, please, Eve. 481 00:18:09,360 --> 00:18:10,060 - Ah, yes, certainly. 482 00:18:10,160 --> 00:18:12,260 What days were you looking at, Don? 483 00:18:12,360 --> 00:18:13,540 - Just this afternoon, please, Eve. 484 00:18:13,640 --> 00:18:15,860 - Well, yes we could give you a casual rate 485 00:18:15,960 --> 00:18:18,220 but what you might find more cost effective 486 00:18:18,320 --> 00:18:20,500 is to enroll your children for 12 months 487 00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:21,500 at one of our-- - Eve, let's not 488 00:18:21,600 --> 00:18:22,940 try and do a snow job on an Eskimo. 489 00:18:23,040 --> 00:18:24,860 Eve, I'm just looking at this afternoon at the moment. 490 00:18:24,960 --> 00:18:26,300 - What age are the children? 491 00:18:26,400 --> 00:18:28,060 - Uh, well, (lip popping) 492 00:18:28,160 --> 00:18:30,540 Sam is 12 and Alex is 10. 493 00:18:30,640 --> 00:18:32,580 - 12 and 10? 494 00:18:32,680 --> 00:18:33,420 - Yeah. 495 00:18:33,520 --> 00:18:36,260 - (laughs) Uh, no, we're only for preschool children, 496 00:18:36,360 --> 00:18:38,780 no one over the age of five. 497 00:18:38,880 --> 00:18:40,140 - Well, uh, mentally I reckon 498 00:18:40,240 --> 00:18:41,140 they'd both come in under that. 499 00:18:41,240 --> 00:18:43,100 - [Eve] I'm sorry, I can't help you today, all right? 500 00:18:43,200 --> 00:18:45,900 - Oh, right, so just, just handball it back to me then, huh? 501 00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:48,960 - Why don't you try spending some time with them, you dick. 502 00:18:57,400 --> 00:18:58,340 - [Ray] How's your mother? 503 00:18:58,440 --> 00:19:00,540 - Good. 504 00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:02,900 Jerome's really into exercise. 505 00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:05,300 She's lost stacks of weight. 506 00:19:05,400 --> 00:19:07,140 - Jesus really can move mountains. 507 00:19:07,240 --> 00:19:08,300 - I don't want you to mock Jesus 508 00:19:08,400 --> 00:19:10,380 or the lieutenants of God, okay? 509 00:19:10,480 --> 00:19:12,480 - Understood. 510 00:19:13,120 --> 00:19:14,860 On a brighter note though, I think I might-- 511 00:19:14,960 --> 00:19:16,220 - Hang on. 512 00:19:16,320 --> 00:19:17,740 Brighter than Jesus? 513 00:19:17,840 --> 00:19:20,500 - On a different note though, 514 00:19:20,600 --> 00:19:23,020 I might've found you a job. 515 00:19:23,120 --> 00:19:24,380 - What is it? 516 00:19:24,480 --> 00:19:25,460 - I'm bored. 517 00:19:25,560 --> 00:19:28,640 - Hey, who's forcing you to stay here Terry Tag-Along? 518 00:19:30,400 --> 00:19:31,380 - [Ray] Here. 519 00:19:31,480 --> 00:19:32,380 - What is it? 520 00:19:32,480 --> 00:19:34,480 - Play some games on that if you like. 521 00:19:35,800 --> 00:19:39,060 It's doing all the signage for a new dog wash franchise. 522 00:19:39,160 --> 00:19:40,220 - Easy. 523 00:19:40,320 --> 00:19:42,220 Love to. 524 00:19:42,320 --> 00:19:44,020 Good money? 525 00:19:44,120 --> 00:19:46,260 - [Sam] I'm bored too. 526 00:19:46,360 --> 00:19:48,360 - Well haven't you got a book to read? 527 00:19:48,880 --> 00:19:51,180 I'll bring you in some from home next time. 528 00:19:51,280 --> 00:19:53,340 - You could tell us another story. 529 00:19:53,440 --> 00:19:55,300 - Well I don't have one off the top of my head. 530 00:19:55,400 --> 00:19:56,900 - You could tell them the one about the self-pitying 531 00:19:57,000 --> 00:19:59,420 journalist who abandoned their teenage girl. 532 00:19:59,520 --> 00:20:02,200 - That's not how the story goes. 533 00:20:03,440 --> 00:20:05,700 - Forgive me, Jesus, my human frailty 534 00:20:05,800 --> 00:20:08,820 and grant me the strength to become a better lieutenant. 535 00:20:08,920 --> 00:20:11,300 Join with me now in prayer. 536 00:20:11,400 --> 00:20:13,620 (chants) 537 00:20:13,720 --> 00:20:16,160 (Alex chats) 538 00:20:19,560 --> 00:20:20,420 - Is the food too hot? 539 00:20:20,520 --> 00:20:23,380 - No, no, everything's fine, thank you, Denise. 540 00:20:23,480 --> 00:20:25,480 - Thank you, Jesus. 541 00:20:26,600 --> 00:20:29,480 (shutter rattling) 542 00:20:33,840 --> 00:20:34,980 - Alex, stop it. 543 00:20:35,080 --> 00:20:37,080 - Excuse me, do you mind? 544 00:20:37,560 --> 00:20:38,260 - No. 545 00:20:38,360 --> 00:20:40,360 - What's your name? 546 00:20:43,400 --> 00:20:45,400 - Terry Tag-Along. 547 00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:50,840 (mobile ringing) 548 00:21:02,840 --> 00:21:03,600 - Worldwide Business Group, 549 00:21:03,680 --> 00:21:05,920 congratulations, you're talking to Don Angel. 550 00:21:06,800 --> 00:21:08,980 Yep, sorry, could you just hold the line, please? 551 00:21:09,080 --> 00:21:10,540 - Kerry Akermanis? 552 00:21:10,640 --> 00:21:11,820 - Yes? 553 00:21:11,920 --> 00:21:13,100 - Astrid Quest is my name. 554 00:21:13,200 --> 00:21:15,820 I'm in charge of legal and business affairs for the AFL. 555 00:21:15,920 --> 00:21:17,220 - G'day, Astrid. 556 00:21:17,320 --> 00:21:18,660 - I wanted to chat to you in person 557 00:21:18,760 --> 00:21:21,980 because you haven't replied to any of my correspondence. 558 00:21:22,080 --> 00:21:23,340 - Bloody broadband in this country. 559 00:21:23,440 --> 00:21:26,100 I tell you, it's crippling small business. 560 00:21:26,200 --> 00:21:28,820 Do you know what speeds the, the Danish are getting? 561 00:21:28,920 --> 00:21:30,540 - I sent it registered post. 562 00:21:30,640 --> 00:21:32,460 - I don't bloody blame you, Astrid. 563 00:21:32,560 --> 00:21:33,900 - Hello. 564 00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:35,100 - Hello. 565 00:21:35,200 --> 00:21:37,180 - Because you haven't responded at all, 566 00:21:37,280 --> 00:21:40,340 we have no option but to institute legal proceedings 567 00:21:40,440 --> 00:21:42,140 against you for the unauthorized use 568 00:21:42,240 --> 00:21:45,960 of the official AFL logo on your "Footy Inquest" magazine. 569 00:21:46,880 --> 00:21:48,740 - I am so furious about that. 570 00:21:48,840 --> 00:21:50,660 - I just want to confirm the circulation figures 571 00:21:50,760 --> 00:21:51,620 of the magazine. 572 00:21:51,720 --> 00:21:52,460 Are they audited? 573 00:21:52,560 --> 00:21:54,700 - Yes, I use MYOB 574 00:21:54,800 --> 00:21:56,020 for most of it. 575 00:21:56,120 --> 00:21:58,360 - Well, it says on the cover 576 00:21:59,400 --> 00:22:00,100 30,000. 577 00:22:00,200 --> 00:22:01,260 - And the rest. (laughs) 578 00:22:01,360 --> 00:22:02,120 I mean the number of people who were getting 579 00:22:02,200 --> 00:22:04,460 ahold of this thing each week, Astrid, it's, uh, it's about 100,000. 580 00:22:04,560 --> 00:22:07,820 So, you know, I mean we're promoting the AFL big time here. 581 00:22:07,920 --> 00:22:09,580 - 100,000, okay. - Yeah. 582 00:22:09,680 --> 00:22:11,340 - Because the way the penalty is worked out 583 00:22:11,440 --> 00:22:13,440 is a dollar per offense. 584 00:22:14,200 --> 00:22:16,340 - Yep, that's readership. 585 00:22:16,440 --> 00:22:17,180 The 100,000? 586 00:22:17,280 --> 00:22:19,220 That's just the number of knobs who are reading the thing. 587 00:22:19,320 --> 00:22:20,940 (mobile ringing) It's not, um, 588 00:22:21,040 --> 00:22:23,040 just, beg yours. 589 00:22:24,120 --> 00:22:25,740 Uh, yep, sorry, what were you after? 590 00:22:25,840 --> 00:22:27,660 - Tina Angel has given me your name. 591 00:22:27,760 --> 00:22:28,500 - Dirty Tina? 592 00:22:28,600 --> 00:22:29,300 Yes? 593 00:22:29,400 --> 00:22:31,060 - It's in relation to sorting out some outstanding 594 00:22:31,160 --> 00:22:32,420 Visa card direct debits? 595 00:22:32,520 --> 00:22:33,780 - From where? - Curves. 596 00:22:33,880 --> 00:22:35,580 - (laughs) Well she doesn't need anymore of those. 597 00:22:35,680 --> 00:22:37,860 Have you seen her in her underpants? 598 00:22:37,960 --> 00:22:38,820 - Yes, I have. 599 00:22:38,920 --> 00:22:41,140 - Well I'm not forking out to keep that arse up in the air. 600 00:22:41,240 --> 00:22:43,260 Just cancel it. 601 00:22:43,360 --> 00:22:45,380 If she gets anymore curves I'll get dizzy looking at her. 602 00:22:45,480 --> 00:22:46,540 - So the circulation. 603 00:22:46,640 --> 00:22:47,380 - Ah. 604 00:22:47,480 --> 00:22:48,900 - The actual number of copies published 605 00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:51,260 is as stipulated on the cover, 30,000? 606 00:22:51,360 --> 00:22:53,360 - Uh, well it's actually, 607 00:22:53,920 --> 00:22:55,060 yep, okay, 608 00:22:55,160 --> 00:22:56,100 but, look, Astrid. 609 00:22:56,200 --> 00:22:58,140 It's, it's not actually my problem 610 00:22:58,240 --> 00:22:59,820 because I can't tell you the number of times 611 00:22:59,920 --> 00:23:02,900 I've told that bloody useless printer to take the logo off 612 00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:04,740 and, well, look, I, 613 00:23:04,840 --> 00:23:05,560 I tell you what, I'll give you 614 00:23:05,640 --> 00:23:08,100 the bloody dickhead's number and you can sue his arse off 615 00:23:08,200 --> 00:23:09,980 because I'm, I'm sick of covering for him. 616 00:23:10,080 --> 00:23:12,080 It's 22345622. 617 00:23:15,040 --> 00:23:16,900 - Mr. Akermanis, we will be taking action 618 00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:19,000 against you directly. 619 00:23:23,760 --> 00:23:26,180 - This is just like the castle, isn't it? 620 00:23:26,280 --> 00:23:27,460 Hmm? 621 00:23:27,560 --> 00:23:29,660 Well from here on in, Astrid, 622 00:23:29,760 --> 00:23:32,280 you will be dealing with my solicitor. 623 00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:37,820 Eric Brennan is his name. 624 00:23:37,920 --> 00:23:39,620 - And his number? 625 00:23:39,720 --> 00:23:41,720 - Is 0402336335. 626 00:23:43,760 --> 00:23:45,420 - And office number? 627 00:23:45,520 --> 00:23:47,520 - That's it. 628 00:23:48,520 --> 00:23:49,300 - We'll be in touch. 629 00:23:49,400 --> 00:23:51,400 - As will Eric. 630 00:23:55,520 --> 00:23:58,480 This, this is political correctness gone mad. 631 00:24:00,160 --> 00:24:02,820 Can you believe the arrogance of this mob, huh? 632 00:24:02,920 --> 00:24:05,380 I mean they've got the hot breath of bloody soccer 633 00:24:05,480 --> 00:24:08,340 on the back of their neck and they're, they're worried about a frigging logo. 634 00:24:08,440 --> 00:24:09,260 - Well, they're all very big 635 00:24:09,360 --> 00:24:12,140 on protecting their brand these days. 636 00:24:12,240 --> 00:24:13,420 - Yeah? 637 00:24:13,520 --> 00:24:15,540 Well tell that to the Fitzroy Football Club. 638 00:24:15,640 --> 00:24:17,140 The AFL didn't give too much of a fuck 639 00:24:17,240 --> 00:24:19,240 about their hundred year old brand. 640 00:24:20,160 --> 00:24:21,140 Ah, here we go. 641 00:24:21,240 --> 00:24:23,100 Burke and Wills are back. 642 00:24:23,200 --> 00:24:25,200 - Dad, look what Alex just did. 643 00:24:28,320 --> 00:24:30,320 - [Ray] Like father, like son. 644 00:24:35,360 --> 00:24:37,920 (ruler boings) 645 00:24:41,560 --> 00:24:44,880 (upbeat drumming music) 646 00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:52,740 - Ray? 647 00:24:52,840 --> 00:24:53,580 (sniffs) 648 00:24:53,680 --> 00:24:55,500 Come over for, uh, ribs on the run tonight. 649 00:24:55,600 --> 00:24:57,600 - Yeah, go on! - Go on! 650 00:24:58,680 --> 00:25:00,680 - Aw, okay. 651 00:25:02,080 --> 00:25:03,220 - And bring a couple bottles of red. 652 00:25:03,320 --> 00:25:06,560 (upbeat country music) 653 00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:19,660 - Three fives. 654 00:25:19,760 --> 00:25:21,760 - Six sixes. 655 00:25:22,360 --> 00:25:24,360 - Three sevens. 656 00:25:28,480 --> 00:25:29,340 - One eight. 657 00:25:29,440 --> 00:25:30,180 - Cheat. 658 00:25:30,280 --> 00:25:30,980 - Bumhole! 659 00:25:31,080 --> 00:25:32,060 (Sam laughs) (Alex laughs) 660 00:25:32,160 --> 00:25:33,220 (Don laughs) 661 00:25:33,320 --> 00:25:34,900 - Very nice. 662 00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:37,180 (laughs) 663 00:25:37,280 --> 00:25:38,020 More wine, Ray? 664 00:25:38,120 --> 00:25:39,340 - Mmm, thank you. 665 00:25:39,440 --> 00:25:41,440 - Could I have some please? 666 00:25:42,160 --> 00:25:43,500 - Oh. 667 00:25:43,600 --> 00:25:45,600 - Come here, you two. 668 00:25:47,320 --> 00:25:48,900 So how's your day been, eh? 669 00:25:49,000 --> 00:25:49,740 Eh? 670 00:25:49,840 --> 00:25:52,540 Did you find any, uh, any worms or? 671 00:25:52,640 --> 00:25:53,900 - No. 672 00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:55,420 - No? 673 00:25:55,520 --> 00:25:57,520 Ah. 674 00:25:58,960 --> 00:26:00,500 You know that you guys mean 675 00:26:00,600 --> 00:26:01,700 (Alex sighs) 676 00:26:01,800 --> 00:26:03,300 stacks to me, don't you? 677 00:26:03,400 --> 00:26:04,340 Hmm? 678 00:26:04,440 --> 00:26:07,340 You know this whole Worldwide Group of companies 679 00:26:07,440 --> 00:26:09,440 is something I wanna pass on to you two. 680 00:26:10,560 --> 00:26:13,120 The publishing firm, the vending machines, 681 00:26:14,640 --> 00:26:16,680 the chicken shop we don't mention to Mum, 682 00:26:17,560 --> 00:26:19,580 the dog wash franchise. 683 00:26:19,680 --> 00:26:21,680 That's how much I dig you, hmm? 684 00:26:23,120 --> 00:26:25,300 And you know that you can talk to me 685 00:26:25,400 --> 00:26:27,400 about absolutely anything. 686 00:26:28,560 --> 00:26:30,560 Hmm? 687 00:26:31,800 --> 00:26:34,000 - Why do you have all those different names? 688 00:26:40,240 --> 00:26:41,900 - Just hop up, that's hurting. 689 00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:44,000 Yay. 690 00:26:44,050 --> 00:26:48,600 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0